I'm Cross? Ee-mm-sk? I. M. X? Eem 10? Yeah I have no idea how that's pronounced either, dude.

Yeah I know what you're saying, born in 1994 and I somehow felt nostalgic watching the video to 'Broken Wings' by 'Mr. Mister'. I mean like I wish I was an American in the 1980s, I share the same music tastes as Patrick Bateman and he's literally Batman sooo…

And Jupiter Ascending when he just turns into a bee and flies away… And National Treasure. So like 3 of Bean survives. A crook, a bee and a soldier.

Can't wait for the crossover What's In My Friend Jeffrey's Freezer? Who Knows? I Do Not. Let's Find Out (Yes, all my film titles are just discarded names of Bojack Horseman Game Shows.)

Imagine going back to the 1950s and telling them that instead of jetpacks and flying cars we've got movies about fucking shit and food fucking other food. Like, surely if you showed like the past today's future, like the Mutually Assured Destruction of the Yanks and the Commies would've happened right? I mean like it…

What's really fitting is that I'm currently listening to I.G.Y (What A Beautiful World) by Donald Fagen and the sarcastic tone of the chorus really fits with today's world. I mean, that's all I wanted to say, how well Donald Fagen holds up. As to this movie, like, to put it in their language :X :X :X X))) :l :l ? (I…

I don't think that's a real Quentin Tarantino quote, he didn't say the N word 50 times. (If it's said 50 times, it's a Quentin quote, 5000 times, it's a Lil' Wayne quote. (Also surely dude should evolve to Biggie Wayne, now?))

no, no it did not

… … … … … yes?

Damn, I never knew you hated John Belushi that much. The fuck did The Blues Brothers do to you, pal?

And the movie which was the inspiration for Will Smith's rapping career "The Fresh Prince." (Also no shit, that movie is what turned me into a Dean Cameron mark. Such an underrated gem. I mean it has 2 characters falling in love with the same character and instead of that being a hackneyed way of creating unwarranted…

fucking really? Adam Sandler puts on shoes and fucks his mom? And then becomes a superhero? This is a plot to a movie? Not someone's really weird fever dream?

It's a shame it only lasted like 6 episodes before dying, as an unadulterated Dean Cameron fan I do like to see him in stuff.

Fast Times? I'm pretty sure you're thinking of Dean Cameron, dude.

Now that's a movie for the whole family. (Now I'm just picturing like Sausage Party but instead of talking food, it's talking shoes and Scott Bakula voices the main character and it doesn't end in a shoe orgy.)

One of the bits I dug was apparently Chris Jericho goes around beating up dudes in the supermarket.

Tout? Next thing you know you'll be saying that Viktor will be showing up on Bebo.

Yeah but who would sign up with a guy who rhymed 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 with 22 and who apparently doesn't know the difference between Expedia and Wikipedia?

Isn't that the movie where Adam Sandler wears shoes? And like whenever he wears shoes he like transforms into dudes who also wore those shoes?

Yo why call it From The Land Of The Moon when it seems you should've called it From The Stones Of The Kidney? Considering it's seemingly based upon a Kidney Stones Erotic FanFic if my reading of this review is right.