Damn. No sarcasm here or snark, he sounds like he needs help.

You do realize that you are talking about a series with Kung Fu Monks with laser swords, starships that maneuver like WWII fighters and sound in space, right?

old muscle cars from the ‘90s

If you use the Konami code on Fandango for this movie, you will get 30 free tickets.

Absolutely - all you have to do is call it a crossover, nobody here would know it’s not.

Make it a wagon, market it as a sporty crossover...

This is why my STI powered 2005 Legacy GT Wagon (with the 5MT) has 221k miles and counting on it and I will never sell it unless I absolutely have to.

As with most nice things, the answer is “not in the US.”

Where’s the damned WRX STi Wagon I dream of? Where is it?! Gimme gimme gimme..

STi pool noodle.

On the plus side it’s a Ford so it’ll probably break down while you’re racing it

“...then waterboarded people with bratwurst.”

Raided, authorities walked through the front doors and told people to stop what they are doing?

“The BMW Group wishes to make clear the distinction between potential violations of antitrust law on the one hand and illegal manipulation of exhaust gas treatment on the other,” the company said. “The BMW Group has not been accused of the latter.”

Years ago I learned this as “Coffee Spoon Naps”. You drink a cup of coffee and take a nap holding the spoon, when it hits the floor the caffeine has had time to take effect so you wake up well rested and very alert. And I swear by them, to the point where they kind of became my “thing”.

So one of my clients found out,…

I love this car, but damn, I hate front license plates...

Now he can be like every SUV driver and drive on bald tires because AWD is magic, yo