I love the baby held in place part. Yeah. Just like baby's face held in place down in mattress. I'm sure THAT would never happen. Yikes. People. Thinking! Important!

I had roommates once who were dating. I went on a trip and came back to squalor. Underwear stuck to the floor. USED condoms in toilet paper hidden in folds on the couch.

LOL!! He did? Okay, that's hilarious.

Yawn. Just not very smart, are you? It's pretty clear. You think you'd at least try though. Good thoughts! Maybe you'll get a brain someday!

You are perfect.

Oh honey. This isn't even a good troll. You're not even trying.

Amber waves of ass, I believe.

Wow.

I don't have it, but if I did, it wouldn't be because I deserved it.

Thank you, Internet socio.

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!

Well, he's both incredibly narcissistic, and he lives in Antelope Valley. I mean, no wonder he can't get a date.

I vote yes!

Well, your landlord sucked! And I'm going to guess he didn't put your deposit in an account but spent it. I had this same reaction from a landlord, even with notice, mainly because she didn't have the money. It took six months and the threat of court to get my deposit back. I have had bad luck with landlords myself.

Except that someone is dead. A professional REACTION is just as important as a professional victory. This photo made the attorney and his family look like reaming assholes who celebrated someone's death. I actually felt some real hatred for them when I saw that photo. I had a moment where I imagined one of them…

Just a heads-up, just in case: Your landlord isn't allowed to pass security deposits along to the next tenant. Just say no, and take the landlord to court. :)

Actually, Herpes 1 can be moved from the lips down to the vagina or penis by, you know, scratching that area after touching a sore. As well, condoms do not fully prevent the spread of herpes, so you have to make sure to ask. Finally, your religious or just plain judge-y beliefs are not, thank the great Kahuna,…

Redeemed now church-going people are always nobly pining away for their dead significant others.

Oh. Ugh. Sparks. I loathe his books with the fire of a thousand suns.

Wow. No kidding.