I recommend the train. Of course, you have to book far enough in advance and have a few days, but now that pretty much all of us can make our phones into a hotspot, you can get a small cabin, a few meals, and even access to a reasonable shower.

I am totally down with the idea of a hidden island of dinosaurs.

Think about getting a good children's book on anatomy, too. Your child will love it. Bones and skin and all the other things, explained.

This is true, and I taught my child all these things. Plus, the two correct words. (She can learn the rest a bit later.) Just be prepared for hearing about it in Target at top volume. heh heh Because you will. And be prepared for the talk about appropriate language at appropriate times when she's discussing these…

That is unbelievably embarrassing and sad.

The dog: Oh please make this stop I hate it make it stop no no no not the goat with the pink headband no no no I am somewhere else I am somewhere with a bone I am running on a beach no no noOOOOOOO!!!! Sigh. I hate my life.

You are all crazy. Labyrinth was specifically made so that I could see David Bowie in those pants. The rest is incidental and not even worth discussing. The End.

I agree with everyone else. Let's get his real name. He uses the real name of women on the site. Why is his name not used? We should know the name of the scumbag behind the scum.

Yes. That would be my response, frankly. Of course, first, I'd go to the college and discuss it with the President and the Dean. I'd mention that, since it's associated with the college, I really hope my attorneys don't include THEM in the lawsuit, but you never can tell.

"person = man"

It also means "by way of interjection or digression." Or, "by the way." That's from Merriam Webster.

I'm going to guess the big dude was protecting him and trying to get the guards to come and help. Those guys were getting ready to head down the staircase, despite a guard being present.

Intriguing possibility!

Well, yeah, that was clearly a coordinated situation. So, someone opened the doors just for this. A hack is possible, but more likely, a guard got paid off to do it. I mean, that's the simplest explanation. Killing the guy just didn't go as planned.

Exactly. What a kick in the teeth to any employee who has been full-time and had benefits.

That's what I'm saying.

Then, they had a press conference and said that it was test dummies that looked like bodies, too.

This whole "revealing" of Area 51 is really gotten funny. There are signs in the desert restricting access. There are guards who patrol. They have guns and clearly work with the USAF. Clearly, they. have. a. base. out. there. doing. top. secret. stuff.

I was traveling through the desert recently and saw a UFO. Rather, I saw what I am certain was a testing vehicle in the sky that did some really surprising acrobatics very, very quickly. But, it was one of ours, I'm sure. Why would aliens have any kind of running lights? Seriously. That's always been a question for me.

I always find his hair to be so damned impressive. I can never look away. It's just THERE!