All’s fair in love and basketball.

“Available April 11: 

Trump has personally caused more real world violence then anything shown in that video.

I think the first one is also a reference to the fact that she might have more luck in love if she dates an actual fish instead of a man who just drinks like one. BOOM.

Confused re: the Lee Pace bit. It was always known he was gay, at least for over 10 years now when I was obsessed with Wonderfalls. I remember looking him up and being, “oh, he’s gay” and that was that.

And even then, she will not be deemed hot by the good people of Dunder-Mifflin Scranton.

“But it’s historically accurate!”

I’d imagine the same response if a person showed up in one of those T-Rex costumes.

My new band’s name is “Fancy Asshole.” Replacing “Greg’s Big Leg.” (My husband had a blood clot years ago and one leg is slightly larger than the other from the knee down. Sadly, he doesn’t think this is funny.)

She seems.... exhausting.

I must wholeheartedly ‘Ugh’ this. It is awfully self-satisfied and entitled to think you can swan around in a garment that makes you take up an enormous amount of room and jeopardize collections and also lead a lot of people to think you work for the space. I think she is just a fancy asshole.

And here I was, thinking that Janelle had merely purified herself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

I heard the inception buzz sound just reading this post.

We need to go deeper.

He’s a Meta-Knight!

Can we talk about how that Tropic Thunder is a black dude cosplaying as a white dude playing a black dude disguised as another dude?

That Metapod armor is nuuuuts. It’s crazy how each con seems to up the ante in terms of overall quality.

My favorite pairing was Wufei and Duo.

OMG I NEED TO KNOW, AIMEEEEEEEE...

Hell yeah, buddy.