Very very British bars.

‘Excuse, I’ve been waiting X amount of time.’

How can I not give Tom Baker a star?

That cat was the best thing about Sabrina.

Abstaining from solids seems like a sure fire way to avoid getting pregnant if you get my drift.

Best familiar ever.

Phineas T. Pennyfronte?

Somebody desperate for drum mikes, apparently.

Canada is literally low-grade Britain, writ large.

Honestly? Three Doors Down and Nickelback would probably sound a hundred times better if all you could hear were the drums.

The man’s a genius. I mean, do you know who the drummer for Nickelback and Three Doors Down is? I know if he came into my music shop to buy drum mics, I wouldn’t look at him twice.

Plenty of white guys in the western and Atlantic parts of Canada. Also, if there was a French version, I’d say the areas north and east of MTL.

The perfect crime!

Kelllyanne, tragically, became a double amputee following the Bowling Green Massacre.

My favorite Kate McKinnon bit from last night:

Yeah but did you see his collection? Absolutely smashing.

How did this man not possess the forearm strength to lift himself out of this predictament.

Wait, maybe I missed it, but why does the LAPD have a framed photo of Michael Peña on the wall? That’s so random.