Aw, Ser Davos thanks you

Haha o my god! This is good, especially since we call my dog the Last Bastion of True Stupidity (among other things).

#BLOOP!!!

LOLOL oh my god

Sounds like Trump claiming he knows “the truth” about Russian hacking.

The truth about Brad Pitt is he left Jennifer Anniston for a psychopath and now he is finally realizing it.

That, and Mariah doesn’t needlessly weigh in on things like vaccinations, autism, and being a human.

she looks like she’s waiting for delivery food in front of a random building because her actual address has been flagged by the pizza joint down the street and this is the only way she can get garlic knots.

Her body is ready for whichever Walhberg is hard.

What... what’s happening here?

This sloppy bitch.

I want to inundate Susan Sarandon’s reps with calls, emails, etc pertaining to the supposed revolution that she heralded. C’mon Susan! It is high time to call these liberal celebrities out for the BS once and for all. Let us not forget Oprah and her asinine comments regarding Trump’s newfound humbleness. As much as…

Jenny McCarthy needs to sit her raggedy ass down.

I’m scared for that little blonde America’s Got Talent singer, Jackie Evancho... she’s 16; they better keep her away from his pussy-groping baby-hands.

Jenny McCarthy needs to shut the fuck up. About a great many topics.

And they post countless relationship memes.

That same “friend” also vague-posts about needing trust in a relationship and when you ask them about it, they “don’t wanna talk about it”. Then the next week their boyfriend/husband is their KING and they are SO BLESSED.

In other words, Kim Kardashian is that annoying “friend” from high school who changes their relationship status to “it’s complicated” for a day in hopes of getting a lot of attention, then they change it back the next day. And this happens every few weeks or months.

I think he needs the doll

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