Ben Shapiro and all three of his friends.

*progeny

Oh don’t worry... He has plenty of progency to take up the mantle. Rich people spawn the most vile abominations.

Chip finally treating Martha like a human was so touching. 

“You have put the ballot in the hands of your black men, thus making them political superiors of white women. Never before in the history of the world have men made former slaves the political masters of their former mistresses!”

“You have put the ballot in the hands of your black men, thus making them political superiors of white women. Never before in the history of the world have men made former slaves the political masters of their former mistresses!”

“You have put the ballot in the hands of your black men, thus making them political superiors of white women. Never before in the history of the world have men made former slaves the political masters of their former mistresses!”

Susan B Anthony was a fucking racist and she can roll all she wants as long as she stays buried.

“The government”? So what do we do when we are invaded by North Korea and Russia? Ask them nicely to stop please?

“He’s talkeen to is DOD... Like OMG did he lok leev me here...”

Good thing for Wayne: No matter how old he gets, he will still sound like he did when he was 25.

Heather, your voice is scrumptious.

Now MIMS needs to sue the christian rapper and take that Katy Perry money.

Yummy?

Publicity stunt. Pay no mind.

I’m sure the cat is fine. Calm the fuck down, people.

Sorry for your loss.

Blood clot. Walk more.

His first reaction is “I’m really honored.” Not “I’m going to sue them into oblivion.” IS THIS AMERICA ???