I know you hate my white ass but you sir are the best writer on the internet. 

Gawd 11 year old me loved this game.

You know why Titanfall 2 was so great?? Because it was short. Games are waaaaay too long these days.

Of course his name is Doug. What else would it be?

I figured you could just switch between them like switching players in Madden.

I want to play as the Deacons of the Deep

Dead babies in diapers, meh. I’m from Oklahoma. But for real: Wtf is Wegmans?!

White people escape plan. Spare no expense

The Keto diet has reversed every health problem I had. Not hyperbole. Not a joke. Every single one.

Thank you.

Thank you.

How does it feel?

Just a joke, guys.

You were missed. Welcome back. Now fire Tim Rogers and his annoying voice.

It kind of infantilizes her.

It’s actually super addictive and nothing like Donut County

And will we martyr this asshole too like XXXTentacion

Absolutely none of that equipment is worth owning lol.

Absolutely none of that equipment is worth owning lol.