Mike Mignola

I refunded Gears of War twice to the Microsoft Store. They were happy to do it for me.

It’s looked great on my PC for the last 15 years or so.

Only one word truly encapsulates the essence of Don Jr. That word is “turd”.

Goat Simulator

Acting?

Nominating for comment of the year.

Jim Henson’s motion cap creeps me the fuck out.

That’s racist against people with osteoporosis

I really wanted to like this game.

I’ve never been to a good Panda Express. It is always atrocious where I live. I just buy my Chinese food from Trader Joe’s or Pei Wei

It’s easy to act like a smart ass when you have all the answers written down in front of you.

Aaaaand that’s why you’re an asshole.

Would you say she’s “probably not racist” if she had blonde hair and blue eyes?

Too bad his middle name is Piccolo

I used to hang out at her house in high school. Good people.

My first game was James Bond on Commodore 64

And Mario Tennis!!!

Ponyo and My Neighbor Totoro are my favorites.