Props on the gif. Very clever

The guy who played Ward was such a damn fine actor it almost made up for everything else being terrible.

Sex is sweaty. NO THANKS.

What kind of fucking dick slaps somebody’s hand like that ?

Dude is such a hipster.

Anyone who calls Richard Dawkins an “idiot” is, well, an idiot.

Rats

Looks like a black piece of shit to me.

Loving my Switch.

I bet in a year they announce Switch 2. The joy cons are a large fraction of the production costs. They will probably just release a new screen and processor version.

I’m loving the thing. As long as they keep the Nintendo exclusives coming it will be worth every penny.

I really hope to never meet you or your wife.

One of your sensibilities was touched inappropriately. I’m so sorry that happened to you.

You’re better off sucking on those carts than that diabetes-in-a-can you are drinking.

That’s a pretty fucked up thing to say. And I’m not just saying that because I use meat as bread.

Normally I don’t find your snarky headlines very funny, but today, oh boy.

Turok 2 was a revolution. It is one of the best shooters ever made.

Aw come on. Cheer up. You’re good for all kinds of things.

Fable

Goddamnit. I got excited for a second there.