Soon it will be as overdone and unappreciated as all the other survival games on Steam. We will say. Oh damn. It’s another one of those surdrival horror games...But we will always have our first...

I wonder if Disasterpiece would make a donation. Needs better music.

I just did this instead.

We are doomed.

It’s the fucking eyebrows.

His face is so punchable.

See that’s why this marketing technique will never go out of style: People can never acknowledge when they’ve fallen for it.

So Walt Jr had to go through his parents room to use the bathroom? Awkward.

This game was announced so long ago. So much has happened since that I honestly couldn’t care less about this game now. When I first saw that trailer I was like DAAAAAAMNNN. Now it’s just another one of THOSE games.

Why was the security camera so low to the floor?

No

You shouldn’t let people know you DJ

I don’t want into his world. I want to enjoy his hits of the 90's. I want into Chris Gaine’s world. Let’s see that fucked up place. Also, this is Alex Jones not Garth Brooks.

He has an ice cream cone tattooed on his face.

HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

I might be the first person to say this: The Nintendo Switch is an awful name and the console is ugly as sin.

SOLD. But seriously. Why is the dude scratching his dick at the beginning of the video?

Why did the guy in the video scratch his penis?