Soon it will be as overdone and unappreciated as all the other survival games on Steam. We will say. Oh damn. It’s another one of those surdrival horror games...But we will always have our first...

I wonder if Disasterpiece would make a donation. Needs better music.

I just did this instead.

We are doomed.

See that’s why this marketing technique will never go out of style: People can never acknowledge when they’ve fallen for it.

This game was announced so long ago. So much has happened since that I honestly couldn’t care less about this game now. When I first saw that trailer I was like DAAAAAAMNNN. Now it’s just another one of THOSE games.

No

I might be the first person to say this: The Nintendo Switch is an awful name and the console is ugly as sin.

SOLD. But seriously. Why is the dude scratching his dick at the beginning of the video?

They should just be honest and tell us the fiscal reason for their decision to change the release date. We all know were still going to end up with a broken beta release like every other AAA title that comes to PC

I believe we have already seen a leaked map for the game. Sequelz!

BELIEVE ME.

Look up the word benefactors

I see wed people...

*Roll* *Sweep* *Eye gouge*

Except that’s not what you do at all. There is always a perceptible pause before you attack. You don’t just run with your sword at your hip. You proper fence 99% of the time.

FUCK. YASS

So much foundation there’s no telling what’s going on under there.

I swear Kotaku writes this article once a year...