They’ve had 20 years to give a hard look at PCs. Fuck these guys. Seriously, slap Denuvo on it and put it on Steam.

This is going to be the first FF game I’ve played since 7

Wow it’s worse than I imagined it would be.

I don’t want anything to do with this future.

Suuuuuure. They probably just lied and said they did to avoid a legal battle they can’t afford and embarrassment.

Why do we have a post once a week of somebody running something through Google neural network? It always looks the same: like a Tim and Eric skit segue

I literally cannot fucking stand the original Snakes voice.

Pipe down, Lyin Ted.

What a dick. I’m going to boycott all of his ermmm...

I abhor touchscreen buttons. I really hope they don’t expect us to use those.

Let’s stop giving this game press please. It’s fucking awful.

How precious. Premature hearing loss.

Real men. WHAT IS A REAL MAN?

Satire account. Dismiss.

Having gone the past year thinking Dark Souls 3 was coming out this week, this completely makes up for my disappointment.

Having played it, I have to disagree.

Probably best to delete this.

If Glenn dies, the show will go down with him.

My synesthesia is going ape shit right now