The first hour and a half for me...

You are right. Doctor's have NEVER come up with anything useful... Pffft

I see how it is...

I can't trust a person who spells "Brian" that way. I'm sorry. I just can't.

Whomever wrote the Pokemon story probably doesn't have a two year old..

They want 20$ for a firmware update... What is the deal with that?

Why?

I was skeptical but now I'm like wuuuuuut.

Straight up Gunpoint/Mark of the Ninja

He's 80. His diabetes is 50 and his mom is 124.

K yeah this is awesome.

Why are comments on JEZEBEL so goddamn long?

The maid does speak english though. And she played them all for fools...

Ground yourself!

No doubt. They need to start issuing refunds for broken ass games.

There is an upsetting amount of tracing going on in the industry these days.

*Splooosh

Too young

There is an absolute 0% chance of my dying in this game.