I'm super addicted to the demo.

I think he's referring to wampum, ducats, skrilla.

It doesn't really claim to be anything but a straight forward arcade action game. Appreciate it for what it is.

1. Hipsters

Castle of the Winds is forever my favorite.

Let's get a blind test and see what happens.

I know! I was waiting for Tim and Eric to pop up in this trailer.

Soooooo silly.

At my skinniest I was eating a pizza a day and biking to work.

You sir, speak from the buttocks.

Now if we could just get Apple to make garage band ios support 24 bit audio... Jesus you'd think this was 1996.

Far Cry in New York after an apocalypse. Think Crysis 3

Spay and neuter your bikes folks! There are soooo many homeless bikes. More than enough to go around. Stop making bikes!

Tactilisitatitization

Somehow Mel looks uber 90's in the 13th century

To onlookers either you are an impatient conductor or your watch is broken.

A little vinegar and water will help with that indigestion, Big Guy.

Naw then he won't get his Triple Venti NonFat Caramel Macchiato

I just want to know why she sniffed her finger...

I'm just impressed you can actually finish an Assassin's Creed game.