Naming and shaming an innocent man to specifically contradict the testimony of a woman he’s never met, and posit a theory he hasn’t actually investigated should be well within the standard operating procedure of the president of an Ethics think tank. Move along folks~

Look at how being corrupt and a liar has warped his body into looking like some kind of ghoul. Most Republicans just inflate like balloons and look like melting bags of fat, but this guy, holy hell, he’s full-on zombie.

lol EPPC is “dedicated to applying the Judeo-Christian moral tradition to critical issues of public policy.” I dont even have an extra joke for this one. There it is.

People who buy this swimsuit don’t go swimming. That would ruin their no-makeup makeup and their perfectly tousled beach hair that took hours and would be ruined by water.  They are there to be *seen* before they go do a line of coke and get ready for the nightclub. 

The general rule, in polite society, for when you see a celebrity you admire in public, is, if the opportunity presents itself, to say something like, “I love your work” (while maintaining a reasonable distance), and then move on.

The proper name for this item is “leotard.”

Hats that can’t go on your head. Watches that don’t tell time. Edible underwear made from inedible materials. Shit is crazy.

I think that’s the whole point of fashion now lol.

a $376 swimsuit-inspired swimsuit in which you may not swim.

Meanwhile in Patriotsville...

PUBLIC AID REALLY?

Will this help stop the real scourge of anchor babies?

“This is the strangest form of Christianity that I’ve ever seen.”

The sites people- especially those claiming to be more woke than the average republican male- should definitely feel guilty about are the blind gossip ones like CDAN. They promote some of the most violating, anti-woman and really just inhumane propaganda out there. I seriously side-eye feminists who peddle that kind…

What’s unbelievable to me is that Jason Miller isn’t exactly an unknown scandal controversy at CNN. More proof that Jeff Zucker, and by extension, CNN itself, is basically in the tank for Trump:

Of course he looks like Louis CK and Tom Green had a baby who only subsists on melted ice cream and ranch dressing.

It means in his prep sessions he admitted to doing this and they have been prepping for it ever since. She never was public about it so it had to have come from Kavanaugh’s mouth for it to have hit his team’s radar.

He knew this shit might hit the fan. How else would the ‘Pubes have a long list of women he’s known saying he’s a “nice guy” ready in just a day or two after the news broke?

5 year old me: You should take some of them back, did you keep the receipts?