It has been my experience that dudes who worry publicly about what other dudes think about a third dude’s dick generally have confidence issues with their own dick. Projection is one hell of a drug.

Then again, most conspiracy theorists I’ve interacted with or read the “work” of tend to be projecting a whole host of…

They see less in a crowded group....I’ll grab my coat.

Years of their schoolmates mocking them?  Tends to be what happens.

Just in case no one has noticed it yet, the politics of the United States has turned into the back pages of Youtube.

Fun fact : I used to work for this guy.

Turns out the main speaker is also an insane conspiracy theorist.

Wayne Allen Root is a horrible person.  

Nothing in common! NO COLLUSION! WITCH HUNT!

So, maybe there’ll be a few hours here tonight that aren’t overrun with trolls, since this guy and his Trumpiots will be busy with this circlejerk?

If Trump was tethered to any ideology other than “this person is nice to me= good person” than maybe this would upset me. It does not. We live in dark times and I’m not sure how we’ll steer this country away from its’ latent affinity for conspiracy theories and distrust of academic authority.

This is real thing. Clearly coordinated Muslim terror attack. PRAY for our Vegas police. PRAY for victims. VERY bad. Awful.

Because the unfortunate reality is that the risk of a family member or friend getting shot, or having the gun stolen are greater than a situation where you’d have to defend your family. 

If we have MORE guns, that will solve the problem, right?  I mean, we already have the most guns of any country in the world, so naturally, we’re already the safest, yes?  

Statistically, most gun related killings are suicides which puts 2nd amendment advocates into a bizarre realm in terms of the logical conclusion of that which they advocate for.

Most don’t. It’s just a good excuse to defend your gun hobby.

6) You live in a bad neighborhood with corrupt police officers who are good friends with the judges, mayor and governor.

“5) You live in a bad neighborhood and have to join a gang and steal to survive.”

Oh a woman shooter. Well, same thing applies, probably lost her job or got dumped. Americans have no idea how to handle loss, since they’re indoctrinated to believe they’re all “winners” and they can never ever lose.

Being a working class person in this country sucks and we are backsliding towards the 19th Century in terms of our working conditions.

Thoughts and prayers should be rolling in any second now.