People who definitely did not see this coming: all the Crypto people.

“Who knew baby tigers would grow up to become tigers?”

Except that leads directly to “dem Jewz killed Jebus”.

Any American who is not a vegetarian and is up in arms about this is a damn hypocrite.

So, pretty soon we can afford video cards again?

Horse. Shit. The trumps have NEVER been religious. Eric wouldn’t know the difference between Judas and a toilet brush. These are racist fuck sticks. It’s OK to admit it.

They’re doing a marathon on comedy central and this episode was on 10 minutes ago. Also, they're both named Eric...

Perfect analogy. Molecular gastronomy that makes a smoothie out of your weed-wacker trimmings & sells it to you for $50 plus a 6-month wait for reservations. xD

Or Reichmarks.

He was sternly warned not to say “rubles”.

Haven’t seen such a sad attempt at facial hair since

Not to mention the glut of used 6-month-old tigers about to hit the market!

Since the crypto bros have not appeared I will play the part of one.
Hey maaaaan, your dollars are a made up currency too.

I dunno HamNo. Someone should do something about this! Some kind of organization that regulates the finance industry and is run by people working for a nation paid for with taxes.

Just one thing to say...

huh wild that a “currency” with super high transaction costs that doesn’t actually solve any of the issues with our present monetary system didn’t become more popular 

So, you’re saying we should BUY?!

Maybe it sounded funnier in the original Russian.