This is the correct Penn State take. I have no idea why the rest of the PSU fans wanted to be on the receiving end of a molestation.

Rose Bowl for USC! Battle of NCAA oversanctioned vs NCAA undersanctioned.

Honestly, I’m pretty excited about getting to play in the Rose Bowl and then complaining for a decade about what would have been, as opposed to losing to Bama by 100.

The look on her face is like she’s trying to figure out how she can be with a man who is about to vote for trump.

Cue a hilarious Bud Lite “here’s to you Mr. Blue River Coloring Technician” commercial. Hilarity, and beer sales, will surely ensue.

Alternate title: “THE GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS PLAYED THEIR 5th GAME LAST NIGHT”

I really liked how excited he was in his post-game interview to talk about how this was the first time he’s ever won a team championship. I’d imagine it can get pretty tough being the best guy on the field almost your whole life and never actually winning anything for the team.

Fuck it, at this point I’m selling us Sox fans as the last bulwark against 2 more possible Cardinals WS titles (2004 and 2013).

The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Cubs on Monday night:

Anyone who says getting close and just barely losing (ten innings, for fuck’s sake?) is better than not even making the playoffs can get fucked.

Not to mention when they left the ballpark, they had to stay in Cleveland.

I’ve seen so many posts about how they need to get Steve Bartman to throw out the first pitch for their 2017 opening day, or how they need to get him in the parade.

Throughout my life, the team’s I’ve ever been on have generally either been (a) awful or (b) good, but with postseason flameouts so early that people forget they were even in the playoffs. I would choose (b) over (a) every single time, and I would choose what the Indians went through last night over (b) every single…

i blame the cleveland fans for letting cubs fans outnumber them in cleveland.

Throw in the GOP Convention and someday a really good writer will write a very good book about 2016 in Cleveland.

Cleveland could experience the greatest comeback in NBA finals history, one of the greatest collapses in World Series history, and the Browns going 0-16. That’s a hell of a year.

Pain indeed. Both teams’ fans took turns getting kicked in the emotional balls all night long. Unfortunately for Cleveland fans, they got kicked in the balls last.

ANTHONY RIZZO JUST LIFTED UP DAVID ROSS AND NOW HES CRYING AND IM CRYING TOO

That dude better be riding along with the team on their victory parade.

That was probably the best 7 game baseball series I have ever witnessed!