Lonzo went on to state that he will bow out of the Nobel and Pulizter prize runnings.

Counterpoint: He’s a genuinely nice guy just having a lot of fun out there.

The David Ross phenomenon in Chicago was incredibly organic though I’m sure it looks kinda weird from the outside. In the 2015 season he won over the clubhouse, with fans probably having a positive, if not strong, image of him (“I like that second-string catcher Daniel Ross fellow, I guess.”). In the 2016 season, a…

All of this because of Jon Lester’s batshit crazy idiosyncrasies.

He’s humble, a really nice guy, and was a great teammate. Nah he fully deserves all this attention. If you don’t like it or can’t stand it, go sit on a cactus instead of writing another article about him LOL idiot.

That goddamn rain delay saved their asses. Chapman was absolutely going to blow that game.

tfw you use the horrible person as a means to an end, pushing them to their most extreme limits, and then letting their expensive husk be somebody else’s problem.

Dear Mike,

And as per usual, PK’s behavior is seen as “arrogant” and he needs to be humble. If it were Patrick Kane or any other white player of equal caliber they’d be seen as “youthful” and “full of energy”. Sports as usual.

That’s a long-winded way of saying black.

Hmmmmmmmm

A modern day David Caruso

remember when Katherine Heigl left Grey’s Anatomy and was basically like “I AM ON A ROCKETSHIP TO STARDOM, SEE YOU LATER, SUCKERS” and now here we are

His father- who developed the business he turned into a scam- openly loved and respected Donald’s brother more. There was also the time Daddy sent Donnie to military boarding school*, but the other siblings weren’t.

Let’s face it, 240 years was a pretty good, if not unprecedented, run for any republic. Now you’re all set for a despotic banana republic. Good luck with it.

I don’t think that passes against high school teams should count.

I don’t know how it is now, but I’ve heard multiple people who were at or around UConn during the Rebecca Lobo years say that she was a bigger deal than Ray Allen. She damn near got the Jordan treatment in Connecticut. They loved her, and rightfully so.

Like football players in the South, the UConn women’s team is getting so much campus pussy.

The opportunity was ripe to send Rex and Rob away on miniature motorcycles.

I think Editor's goal was adherence to the source material, not fan service.