Guaranteed Rate Field: Home of the White Sox...’Where the Interest is Always Low!’

Tonight’s game (for the Indians) was 90s era strike zone. Even fucking Maddux and Glavine were thinking those strike zones were ridiculous.

“Temple of the Dog”

As long as they Call it The Sound Garden I don’t care who pays for it.

Harry Caray poured me about five ounces of Wild Turkey into my empty beer cup while I was at Hohokum field in 1993. I didn’t ask, I was just standing there behind the booth.

Thank you for participating.

How dare someone—a Kennedy no less!—listen to the words of not just a man, but an old man.

The Texans Were Tremendously Incompetent

This is beautiful and I fear it will not get the attention it deserves.

A man who was paid handsomely without producing anything of value has nothing left to learn in Silicon Valley.

From the title, I was really hoping this was a story about a band destroying a town in Florida.

Thank CHRIST they came down hard on the guy celebrating, and not the guys making headshots

Seriously. “THIS IS FOOTBALL! YOU SHOULD NOT LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ENJOYING IT!"

Its amazing how well a QB can play when the defense isn’t continually making contact to his head with the crown of their helmets.

“We cannot believe the actions of these robbers and that they would be so horrible and callous to the suffering of defenseless people.”

“May we feast on the little black child, now, daddy?”

I look forward to three years from now when he signs and plays for an NBA minor league team like the Philidelphia 76ers.

Leave it to an abuser to not handle getting beat.

imagine if he had had MJ’s almost psychopathic drive to win.....

This is how the war between the Sioux and the Sigma Nus began.