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Ari Schwartz: Dark Lord of the Snark
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Oh, don’t get me wrong: wasn’t a criticism at all. I’m happy for people to see the face of the enemy. I just want to starve them of attention, too.

Forget it, Jane. It’s Francotown.

Yeah, agreed. This isn’t separating out kookiness from art. It’s separating out the fact that he’s a criminal who raped someone. Wut.

MGTOW is the worst. We shouldn’t give them page hits. Might be better for people to see it on reddit instead. Not much depth, so you can learn it quickly.

I’m not loyal to the flag. I’m loyal to the people who bolster and support me as a member of a country.

Maybe. Sorta. Kinda. Not really. Yes. No.

To be fair, the gold standard for satire in Western society is eating babies, so...

Yup. Future thinking is for suckers.

Pretty much. If it needs changed/fixed, “the market” will do it because “the market” is super smart or something. Ayn Rand said so!

Thing is, I’m not even sure that works. Climate change in and of itself won’t change their minds. What might is being told that their infrastructure is woefully unequipped to handle these storms. I’m not arguing that we don’t reduce emissions (we obviously do), but that a better argument for mitigation is purely to

And when he hits the other public school kids he can scream, “THESE ARE THE DROIDS YOU WERE LOOKING FOR”

Them’s ‘is beatin’ sack, guv. It’s ‘is defense against rebel scum.

While I remain somewhat opposed to every single storm being used as “proof” of climate change (mostly because we don’t need to use every storm to prove what is understood science, and no single storm is “proof” anyway) I wish that we could at minimum use these events as arguments for better mitigation and

To be honest, in an ideal world it actually would be. Hear me out.

Good! Getting them ready for their future roles as Imperial Officers in the Galactic Empire early. Goooood. LET THE BRITISHNESS FLOOOOWWW.

Ahahahaha. My first thought was also, “this is still less than what I pay for daycare in the SF Bay Area.”

And here I am without a single hit song or band and she’s on like 12 of each per month.

Hell, I’d have been happy with bringing coffee and looking hot. It would’ve been better than doing LITERALLY NOTHING. :-P

True. He did demonstrate a lack of ability to do stuff besides be a beautiful hedonist.

As a dad too, I think there’s some hints. Like whether people get surprised at the notion of you as a parent. :-P