Best wishes to all the Kotaku staffers just fired.

You created a kinja account just to write that.

If you have to imagine something happening to someone you care about to understand that thing is bad, you don’t actually understand that the thing itself is bad. 

“Funny — no one cared when he was on the Steelers!”

It’s incredible how realistic these images look. I’d swear they were photos of real places.

This is some House of Leaves shit.

I have been here for almost 13 years now, and this is one of the coolest things I have ever seen in a video game.

I miss the single-player campaign. I loved the treadmill of starting off with “I’ve driven this bunk” Honda Fits and slowly filling my garage with faster cars (and then tuning them to be even better). I look at the incredible graphics and driving feedback of GT Sport and lament that there isn’t much there for someone…

To me, and many other Gran Turismo fans, it’s not about the number of cars or number of tracks. It’s about the complete lack of width.

Wow, so this guy had murderous instincts? Who’da thunk it!

I think that’s my issue with this piece. Since it’s simplifies the issue as being merely “If you didn’t date a black girl in highschool, it’s probably because you’re an asshole.”

Someone explained to me once that “Nice Guy” is a self-defined term. As in, every guy defines himself as nice, no matter how big of an asshole he actually is.

This reminds me of the episode of Catfish where there was a girl who, naturally, thought she was being Catfish’d.

BRB, e-mailing this to 2004-ass KC Complains A Lot.