“In Brazil, everyone is a mixture...” - except you, Gisele, because you’re 100% German.

If Bristol’s so aggrieved let her name her baby “McKinley”. Kind of unisex.

$20 on some crazy Baptist mistress. Possible secret 2nd wife.

Is it wrong to say he is fugly? He’s just such a dork. I’m sure he thinks he’s all badass for having a “barely legal” girlfriend, but he’s such a loser. Teen girls, if you must have inappropriate relationships with old dudes, please choose better!

I remember reading an article about their relationship and how they got introduced, and Brady said that the person who set them up told him that he would love Giselle because she is a woman version of Tom Brady

I’m a pretty big fan myself...

She’s the Marie Antoinette of supermodels.

Because they aren’t actually corsets and the corset community gets annoyed when people try to pretend that they are.

I’m ok with these having a new name because they are ugly as hell. Look like a knee brace but just for your waist. Corsets might be just as restrictive and damaging to your health in the long run but at least they're also gorgeous.

10/10 chance she picked a black dude to have a kid with, to fetishize him/her and fuck up the kid’s head for life.

I wish this were true, but think how many young impressionable girls have been brainwashed in the last couple decades to view him as the perfect godly man?

Five bucks says Huckabee found some “conservatives” that would let him crash at their McMansion for awhile.

I feel like a lot of his problems would be solved if he just got divorced and over his sexual baggage (except for the child molesting — there’s no wiping the slate clean on that one).

From Bristol Palin’s blog:

I am unwilling to accept that there is a woman in this universe who wants to be with this asshole.

I have always thought those two are the ultimate narcissists because to me, they are like the male and female versions of each other. They like to stare at each other because it’s like looking into an opposite sex mirror.

$20

Who wants to place bets that Josh is living with some other woman?

ANYTHING re Rachel Dolezal:

Kim thinks Tyga and Kylie have “mediocre” chemistry