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Are you into polygamy? Cuz I wanna get in on this.

No, this thing.

Damn. It was Jon Stewart acting excited on the top, and Sandra Bullock proposing in the street for the bottom.

THIS THING?

Will do. It must be either Angelina Jolie or Idris Elba. DO THE THING.

It’s crazy to me the massive number of people who don’t know basic American history. I’m not an American but I know it. People don’t know how old their country is or how young the founding fathers were.

Excuse me but President McKinley was a thing even known to the ancient Egyptians. What is your problem?

Its a career with a lot of job security as long as this type of stupidity exists. Maybe the RNC does have a jobs program after all.

Man I would have to be on all the pills, and also on 24-hour suicide watch.

I imagine this is what it’s like to work at Snopes.

I haven’t seen this one, but the favorite comment I saw on Facebook included this line:

I overwhelmingly see this attitude where people are like “well, his wife/girlfriend wasn’t having enough sex with him/giving him enough attention. WHAT DID SHE EXPECT?!”

Or, how about if he’s seeing a sex worker he’s not my beloved husband and instead is a lying cheating piece of crap.

Oh not at all. I should of stated that: nothing excuses cheating. At all. I was trying to state that maybe there were better reasons than "he just felt like he was owed sex," not that he still didn't come to the wrong conclusion. Like I said, I am playing a bit more "devil" than I normally would :)

Even if that were the case and the wife rejected the husband, are we saying he’s just...entitled to sex? Or “connection”? If he’s unhappy with his connection to his wife, shouldn’t he at least have to discuss alternative options with her, including “outsourcing” sex or divorce?

I’ve had an incredibly shitty day at work and this is exactly what I needed.