I am so split. I am having a hard time figuring out what is the worst part about this setup. Variable dispensing amounts or putting the roll on backward.

Millions of photos and videos work flawlessly every minute of every day on this site, but this one, is glitched.

I’d never heard of them, either. But the top in those pictures is super cute and now I’m looking into buying some of their stuff. So, well played, USOC.

It’s happened four times already—in 2005, 2008, 2012, 2015—this decade.

Bro... Maintain!

People are going to kick you in the balls for this but I agree. Watched kids don’t drown or get left in cars to suffocate all day because someone forgot they were in the back seat. If you’re going to have a kid, you have 1 fucking job until their old enough to “ask and adult” for help, and that’s to WATCH YOUR FUCKING…

More importantly, what guy grooms his pit hair??

No, drownings do not happen when parents are watching or right next to their kids in the water. The data does not support this statement, and while there may be a few instances of this occurring, I’d be shocked if there were more than a handful and that other risk factors (e.g. mom/dad is drunk/high/stupid) that…

I was a lifeguard, and swimming instructor, for the majority of my young adult life (13-19). This system is yet another in a long line of ill advised solutions to an easily solvable problem.

“Local YMCAs using the system have experienced plenty of success and far fewer drownings”

Will it match the shock collar I put on my child while she plays in the yard bordered by my electric fence?

So when little Timmy decides to play Aquaman and dives to swim underwater for a few seconds, this junk goes off in a false alarm. After the fifth time, nobody gives a shit anymore and this collar becomes as effective as car alarms.

These babies know when a murder is about to happen...

Are they fucking kidding?

Perfect! It goes right along with these.

Or get them swimming lessons and then also watch them.

1. Heart Disease

But but, swimmies are a floation device of sorts, not the same thing. This is a decent idea, the collar, but I think I prefer to just watch my kid swim...no high horse here, I am not some super parent, I like to party, but...just...common sense?

Are there enough kids drowning at the YMCA that there is a big enough sample size to study?