I think this is a nice reminder that an arrest or an allegation isn’t evidence of guilt. It’s also a reminder that a past arrest or allegation doesn’t make a current allegation more likely.

Because they didn’t turn out the way you wanted them to, obviously.

More like:

It was Heard’s girlfriend that claimed the encounter with police was homophobic.

Both can be true.

You’re right, police are normally very friendly to two women in a relationship having a fight. What with cops being so LGBT-friendly and all.

I don’t think it’s huge considering that Depp has prior arrests as well. And I can imagine that two people fighting at an airport would lead to an overreaction from police. Add homophobia to that and I can see how a minor incident might have been overblown. This is not to say Heard’s never gotten aggressive with Depp.…

[I’m] a dirty fighter. Oh, yeah, The dirtiest there ever was. Stop at nothing. It doesn’t matter. Balls, sucker punch, bite the ear, pull the ear, gouge an eye out. I have done damage, and damage has been done to me. I’ve been hit with everything in the world: ashtrays, bottles, the worst being a pointy-toed Tony Lama…

Because she’s the one covered in bruises?

I found this online yesterday and it also completely delighted me.

Typical Hollywood! Men are just eye candy on screen and never given rounded characters or transformative arcs. Instead, we’re always relegated to being the boyfriend who gets kidnapped, or the male badass mentor who sacrifices himself so that the leading woman can save the day.

I chuckle every time I think of the phrase “Porky-Pigging it.”

Cate McKinnon is everything.

I ate all these people

Two fat-shamers fat-shaming each other? Ha! I love it. They can’t throw any other insults because they’re essentially the same awful person, minus dietary preferences. Super entertaining. Thanks for delivering, internet.

“Given the chance, a lot of animals would eat the fuck out of us”

The economics of Star Trek are largely post-scarcity. They have an abundance of cheap energy generation, and use replicators to make almost everything.

I hate all these people.