The Beatles have been my favorite band since I was 8, and I love Sgt. Pepper, and it is a masterpiece. (Maybe it's Paul's best album.). But Pet Sounds wins this one hands down. Brian Wilson left it all on the field with this one.

This conveniently ignores the bombings of Left-wing terrorist organizations in the 1960-70s.

"It was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times"?! You stupid monkey!

I believe Cornhole originated in Ohio.

Donald "45th President of the United States" Trump

In the case of Racism v. Body-Shaming, Racism won handily.

Meh. Jerry Seinfeld has what you would call "fuck you money." He doesn't have to do anything.

That actually would've been an awesome debate answer. But humorless Hillary wouldn't have been able to sell it.

Isn't that because Brian Williams is a disgraced newsman?

As first lady, Hillary was tasked with developing healthcare reform. JFK appointed Bobby to serve as Attorney General, despite his personal protestations based on the demands of Joseph Kennedy, Sr. This is not unprecedented.

Well, unfortunately, in a democracy, the rubes get a vote too.

No way she runs for mayor. She's got higher aspirations than that.

I disagree with Ricky Coogin on this issue, but the ad hominem attacks in this thread are beneath the commentariat. Shameful.

While I personally believe that the n-word is so toxic a special exception applies here, this is the most reasonable and convincing comment of this thread.

Speciesist? More like "specious", wouldn't you say? *guffaws, monocle falls into martini glass*

I'all grant that availability is a factor. But the right to bear arms is important too important to give up. I'd rather focus on the major contributing factors to gun deaths: the war on drugs (and the way it has been prosecuted) is a major contributor. You take away that, the huge number of gun deaths would plummet.…

I disagree with you, and with Sean O'Neal, too. I am a gun owner and an NRA member. I own multiple guns (including two listed in the screenshot of the Predator firearms wiki page!). But I despise gun violence in media. I would say the same for violence in general, sexuality, and consumerism. I think it is…

He is an anthropomorphic milk shake.

Fun fact: In the High Fidelity film adaptation, Barry says Evil Dead 2 is a brilliant movie because the soundtrack "kicks fucking ass." In the book, they refer to Reservoir Dogs, which makes much more sense!

Larry the Cable Guy has never made me laugh. I might, however, put Jeff Foxworthy in my Top 20. His stuff is pretty funny.