I wouldn’t fuck with Oak at his funeral.

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

Jerry needs to remind the players not to wear their jerseys while they’re beating women.

“Cry, me”

It’s good to hear Conroy’s Batman and Hamill’s Joker again.

I want, so badly, for Trevor Noah to be good at this.

Here’s a tip from a dog lover for people who don’t own dogs. There were some basic mistakes by the players in this video. The dog is scared. If you are seen as a threat, the dog will not come. Don’t jog up to it and expect it not to cower when you clumsily grasp at it. Just wait for it to approach you while your hand…

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

Ben Carson had me wondering if brain surgery was actually all that hard.

Doesn’t matter the Hue, still Brown(s).

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As an added bonus, Whiteside also moved up Chad Ford's draft board after today's performance.