He’s going to be a great Jared Kushner in the impending Trump biopic.

Steve Bannon looks like a rotting Ron White.

Maybe United should graze all the weaker teams in Serie A, on top of the lying a cheating Juventus has done over the last few years, in order to secure a first-place finish.

People wouldn’t have to cheat if you have to play a game where you’re basically catching 1000 zubats/ratatas/pidgeys/doduos a day.

Would this have happened if she voted for looser abortion laws instead of looser gun laws?

Know just the guys

Yikes. Aaron has a Super Bowl ring.

Someone please make Mark Wahlberg

I can't stop laughinggggg

lmaoooooooooooooooooo more!

BREAKING: School that covered up misconduct finds player innocent of misconduct.

German law same as Bird law.

Roy Hudson busts all kinds of nuts every time Messi touches the ball.

This is cool, i thought the sum would be much higher but totally do-able for a franchise player. Also, how fucking fun must it have been to run around a department and pick out any toy you want.

He's got life figured out.

He's been wanting to bench him since he got there.

How hard was it to sit in the sideline, be unhappy internally, and still earn your check? Now you're unhappy and not earning on your couch.

Thats how people fell in love in the 80s, have some respect.

Bob Johnson is a douchebag.