A bought a slightly used one-seat cruiser from him back in the 90s. It was a good deal.

My dad’s a used spaceship dealer.

nice

As many times as needed. But MI:7 probably won’t capture the “Fox News’ favorite movie for some reason” market.

Yeah Yeah Yeah, Space Trumpin’

With Hookers. And Blackjack.

What are the odds Zack’s Space Nazis are some kind of Space Communists, and the heroes are fighting for recognition of their own innate superiority?

Why does it look like he’s surreptitiously waving a visible fart cloud with an airplane in it at that woman?

What are the odds Zack’s Space Nazis are some kind of Space Communists, and the heroes are fighting for recognition of their own innate superiority?

Sounds a lot like: “Oh yeah? Well...I didn’t wanna be part of your stupid Star Wars thing anyway. I’m gonna make my own Star Wars and it’s gonna be even better than yours and be R-rated and you’re not gonna be invited to watch it. You’re gonna be so jealous.”

An R rated Star Wars ripoff made by Zack Snyder, you say?

While I hate everything about the KKK , given a lot of them were from Appalachia, they probably had a  better taste in music than most swifties.

Imagine “shit-canning” someone for taking a day off. Also, as Dr. Lizardo mentions, they seem one of the least toxic of fandoms. I’ve heard nothing of Swifties tearing apart the city of Philadelphia when a team wins (or loses).

Both could be true, I’d rather hang out with a nice imbecile than an asshole genius. 

“I almost named my daughter’s middle name Taylor.”

I’m seeing double! Four intimacy coordinators! 

Dang I hoped you were talking about Daredevil.

He was the best thing about Spenser Confidential, which may be the Markiest of the Marky-Mark movies ever.

ALAN ARKIN WINS THE STEAK KNIVES
by Miles David Moore