Florida state law requires he resigns as governor if he runs for president, which is probably part of the reason he’s dragging his tiny feet. He’s currently campaigning unofficially, and on the taxpayer’s dime.

Meatball Ron won the reelection in a landslide last year, thanks to millions of idiots who bought into his “culture war” posturing macho bullshit.

“Winfrey-produced”

Let’s go Brandon! (to prison)

“Your oopma loompas are very impressive, you must be very proud.”

Grant was excellent in Paddington 2, so being cast in another family film directed by Paul King sounds promising.

Worst trailers: Any one where someone gets hit in the crotch or face

Jezebel could write a week’s worth of columns just from this interview. 

The AV Club

Is that what he said after the fourth one?

The arm is the friend we made along the way.

Tell terrible jokes and pretend he can carry a tune?

He is also a deeply unfunny dickbag and a terrible singer.

And it will be called Age of Ultron.

She should’ve driven the car off a cliff and jumped out right before with Corden still inside.

Call Me By Your Name 2: The Golden Years

-- Prince Harry

I don’t see that that makes a difference