Yet “Nothing Else Matters” is in the top 10. Every Guitar Center wanker ruined Sandman for me, but the track is still significant enough to be in the top 10, if not top 5.

Even the most hardcore Metallica fan will admit the drop in quality was abysmal after the black album.

Not much love in general for Metallica’s arguably best or second best album, AJFA. My rank would be MoP, AJFA, RDL, KeA the black album. The remaining albums are mostly unforgettable garbage.

Oh, come on...Dyers Eve belongs in the top 10, which should be mostly songs from Master of Puppets and AJFA.

In the Battle of Fake Italian accents, the Worst Chris comes on top.

While the historical background you are providing is accurate, it’s also true that “African-American” has become a dated term. From what understand, “Black” has been the preferred term for a while now.

An insult in general.

Director: “I want to cast Bradley Cooper and Anne Hathaway.”

All 4 options could be used to describe almost every Russell Crowe career choice in the past decade.

Fake Plastic (Olive) Trees

They brought Joe Pesci out of retirement for this? What do people see in this self-absorbed douchebag?

Had I remembered James Corden still had a late night show, I would be happy to hear it’s coming to and end. 

Wait, are these shows supposed to convince me I need a Max subscription?

Not only did it officially change names to Max (dropping the “HBO” is cleaner, we guess?)

HBO CEO of Tits.

Thank you. Came here to post the same comment. Awful song.

 “Ever since then, I’ve wanted to do a romantic comedy with Paul Giamatti!”

His cameo in Free Guy did make me laugh: