Every dime you make, I’ll be watching you.

Harvey Bollocks*

Again, fuck Nate and the undeserved redemption his toxic ass will likely get.

If only Marvel would've been there for Jeb! Bush's campaign.

Is that really him? In less than a decade, he went from “ageless” to “meth-addled hobo.”

Kid Rock is the barely-human equivalent of a mosquito-infested above ground swimming pool.

HOW DA YA LIKE THEM AIRPPLES?!

Heat 2: Microwaves

Oh my god, she killed Kilmer!

Kevin Spacey Jones?

“Yeah, I think so. You know, [Quentin] Tarantino bans telephones from sets and quite right too, and the people there, they do all shag each other—or so I’m told.”

“How do you like THEM apples?"

Not to mention it was already a joke in Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back.

See The AV Club in 2019.

The Cat in the Asshat

I’m not impressed by Fall Out Boy’s real lyrics either.

Pete’s got the “Karen look” down.

Well, I’ll be dammed. It appears Renner’s much-mocked super positive energy is genuine after all, and helping him through his long road to recovery.

But she did so much for poor children in Africa!

I enjoyed his coke-fueled schtick, even it if was over the top.