From my Yelp review of "Massage Envy":

Patron's Labyrinth

The Annual Avatar Fan Film Academy has now been cancelled for 8 years in a row.

"Jason [Alexander] says he was inspired by me. Why is everyone who's inspired by me such a fat, fucking loser?"

Do you even lift, Bro(lin)?

@avclub-ed218b475b8f4b935472c00b253db211:disqus + James Woods cocaine joke = Lawsuit

That's 533 shows I won't watch.

You are correct, people are entitled to enjoying shitty music.

It's an investment…
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OF KOCH!

Imagine the kind of stupid motherfucker you'd have to be in order to take Sean Hannity seriously.

I'm beginning to think you are not the biggest Kinja fan.

I think I'll still multi-pass on it.

FACT: life's so much easier when people are only allowed to tell you how awesome you are.

I've see multiple reports of an angry baby on the lose.

Oh, I promise I'll stop…in about two weeks, according to O'Neal.

I hope you don't bother with creating a Kinja account.

You're doing one heckuva job, Kelly!

They can have the Yahoo commenting system, with all accounts included.

I think we've got bigger things to worry about than some twats hacking HBO's stuff…

"I wish people wouldn't make fun of me on The AVC comment section."