"If I wake up in the morning, I'm gonna choose to be a miserable fuck and be an asshole to everyone!"

"Mueller vs. Swift"

"Know how i know Katie has no idea how jury selection works?"

"There’s no word on what roles either acclaimed actor will be playing."

I, for one, welcome our Kinja overlords.
https://kinja.com/argiebargie

No tumor. No tumor. You're the tumor!

"A sci-fi thriller about a man whose tumor turns out to be an alien parasite that grants him otherworldly powers…"

You lost me at "Chris Cillizza."

She looks like she borrowed Kellyanne Conway's face for the week.

I've got the feeling this won't stop CNN from continue paying Trump propagandists to spew their unchecked bullshit on air.

1. Debatable
2. Also debatable
3. No contest there

Haruo Nakajima will be posthumously featured in the upcoming film, God(zilla)'s Not Dead.

To be fair, the guy who Pineda replaced now has a cushy job as Trump's Secretary of Energy.

They are the suckiest band in the history of sucking!

Next time you are having a rough day, think of all the sad Trump fans in red states who won't be able to see Journey at their local fairs.

Finally, a silver lining to one of the darkest moments in American history.

I hate The Fucking Eagles!

It's a good line, with a feel-good story behind it. That, we know.

Not true. Iron Man 2 made me dislike AC/DC even more.

If those annoying "Classic Rock" stations didn't run it for me, nobody else will.