"…that inspire a new appreciation for Led Zeppelin’s 'Immigrant Song.'”

But only after the mandatory ultrasound.

The ride will lead you straight into an "Pro-Life Counseling" facility.

The A.V. Club

Go back to your Instagram/VSCO, kid. This is The Ageing Veterans Club.

I just realized I don't miss 1997 at all.

Silly CNN, no matter how much Koch you suck, Conservatives are always going to hate your guts.

The Big Black Theory

No amount of color (or talent) could save such a terribly boring and insipid show.

Dammit, I just have do it…

He's best friends with Thurman Merman.

The Marvin Gaye Estate Sues T.Pain For No Apparent Reason

The economy is mostly stable because they haven't fully dismantled Obama-era policies yet. Once they fuck up the tax code, and fully repeal Dodd-Frank, the economy will go back to the shitter, just like it was during the Bush years.

It's almost as of the only reason he wanted to be President is to make himself even richer.

Good to see Steve Guttenberg making a career comeback.

I don't know, drinking coffee while riding a motorcycle would probably get you killed regardless of the time, city or season.

Trump To Pardon Martin Shkreli

Let's see how far that smirk takes you in prison, asshole.

Look, I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys SHIT. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it.

Some people swear by their coffee, even going as far as buying the beans at the grocery store. To me, it tastes no different than Folger's, or the over-toasted. dirt-tasting shit served at my office.