Go Away, I'm Dunkin'!

Unrelated but worth mentioning: PharmaDouche Martin Shkreli found guilty:

Your wallet will.

That's…a ridge too far.

The A.V. Club

Pistols at dawn!

That's it, I'm calling my next shitty indie band "Florentine Dog-Wanker."

That headline alone is a sticky mess.

Giving dogs handjobs > Twilight

Two Girls, One Trump

Pictured: HBO CEO of Tits.

BEES?!

Pedanticness.

Jeff Keebler Sessions is the one doing the fucking, I'm afraid.

Dammit.

He looks like the fucking Keebler elf.

I will never understand why blue-collar Republicans just love being lied to their big, dumb faces by the very same people who are so bluntly screwing them over. Bob Murray is a fat, greedy asshole with zero regard for anyone who works for him. All he's concerned about is his diminishing returns.

"The ACLU admonishes the coal CEO—'You Can’t Sue People For Being Mean To You, Bob'… ”

You need the presentation to match the content.

1.8 billion…bitcoins.