I've actually got an EP and a few other songs on bandcamp…but I stopped charging for them years ago.

We are surrounded by assholes!

Remember when we thought we had really hit rock bottom in the mid-2000s?

Kellyanne Conway has been email-dating him for six months now.

"But everyone knows America is WHITE!"

America

"Hey, if he's good enough for Coachella, he's good enough for Blade Runner 2049!"

I for one welcome our chatbot ov

DEAFTH PANNELS!1!!1

Unrelated…but the assholes just keep getting served today. Self-proclaimed "America's Toughest Sherif" Joe Arpaio convicted:

He campaigned for it extensively around the country, both before it became law and afterwards when it went all the way to the Supreme Court. Conservatives just "known better" than listening to what some black guy has to say.

“Do not swallow anything Satan is trying to ram down your throat. Jesus comes first.”
— Joel Osteen (actual quote)

Assistant Manager at Pep Boys.

*sigh*

And we didn't even get to see the fandango!

Recalling a conversation from a few years back…

Remember when Right Wingunts used to complain about Obama's "Czars," who were actually smart and qualified people? Those were the same assholes who are now putting up with this circus.

I spent the majority of the weekend inside, catching up with work and playing with the kids.

Is this an Anthony Wiener or an Anthony Scaramucci joke?

Keep fucking that chicken, Buffalo Wild Wings.