And ironically, it's Ryan Reynolds' current wife doing a Black Widow-like move.

Trump's actually Kremlin the Frog.

He just wanted to quickly cut to the chase.

That's unAXeptable, even for a Juggalo.

I remember being dragged to the theater by my then-girlfriend. She also forced me to go see Austin Powers 2.

Remember the Time, when Jackson used to pay the bills?

Who's Bad? The Jackson Estate.

"Chris Tucker must be so torn right now"

Based on the packaging, I can't tell if it's a card game or Summer's Eve's new premium line.

"Just cast some Puerto Rican guy, dammit!"

Easy: who's the male equivalent of Emma Stone?

I can't wait for those hard-hitting questions from Hannity, such as "why is the Liberal media so obsessed with this fake Russian story?" and "how come your whole family is so ridiculously good looking?"

In the words of fellow imbecile Sarah Palin: All of 'em, Katie.

♫ And so I have to say before I go (to prison)
That I just want you to know
I've found a treason for me
To change who I used to be
A treason to start over new
And the treason is you…♫

I'm beginning to think that being rich doesn't automatically make you a smart person.

1st: Adam Baldwin
2nd: Chuck Baldwin
3rd: James Baldwin

I can't believe you love money too. We should hand out.

"Go back to scrolling Facebook and keep your ignorance to yourself!"

Fun fact: Jennifer Jason Leigh is only 15 years older than Benedict Cumberbatch.

You missed the Trump newswire again.