Fast and Promiscuous

The porn parodies, on the other hand…

He never thought he'd see so many boobs at the Oval Office.

She's the human equivalent of a Duck Dynasty beer koozie you'd pick up from a Walmart clearance rack.

FAKE BOOBS!

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What did Josh Lucas ever do to deserve a museum?

Which can only mean Trump will attempt to sue Time for using his image on a fake cover.

"I'm meeting up with Jerry Seinfeld at the country club."

I'm beginning to think there is absolutely nothing genuine about Donald J Trump.

"People's Sexist Husband Alive"

No Fake News. No Fake News. You're the FAKE NEWS!

Teenager me dressed up as Hugh Hefner for Halloween once.

Then Billy Bush would've been fired.

“I don’t even know sober girls that could do what she did”

There Will Be Bloodhound

The Boxer

There Will Be Paws

What do you mean? They are all turd seasons.

To be fair, with or without CNN botching this story, that confirmation was always going to exist in Trumkins' feeble minds.