"Gonna"? I hate it already.

"Take Forrest Fenn, an art dealer and one-time fighter pilot who decided to bury $2 million in gold and jewelry somewhere in the Rockies."

And being discontinued just months after the launch.

There is nothing improvised about Lucas' terrible, unnatural dialogue.

"The footage Lord and Miller already shot is 'very usable,' THR’s source says."

But they don't even own a Fleetwood Mac!

Just like the autoplay ads, these Haim Saban "newswires" are getting out of control.

Just disable all your browser plugins.

That's BRADLEY Cooper, not Anderson.

He looks more like a member of Mumford & Sons (i.e. "a twat")

"Where are the WHITE Entertainment Television awards?!"

My only email friend is wierdly named "Nature Conservancy," and the fucker is always asking for money.

"Sure, the search engine monolith knows your passwords, your personal beliefs, and pretty much every single thing you’ve masturbated to for the last 15 years."

It truly makes you Be Thankful for What You've Got.

I never said I was an Angel.

*Robert "3D" Del Naja sheds a Teardrop*

*Wanksy

Batman's a scientist, not an artist.

Why isn't the "Fucking Republicans, man" tag used more often?

By my count, there are still 2047 Blade Runner films that need to be made.