Nope. We are being dragged to hell (literally, with the rapidly changing climate) by a unbelievably unqualified President and all the selfish, amoral, willfully-ignorant, goat-fucking Neanderthals that will stand behind him no matter what.

Look, I'm no legal expert, but I believe this is called "Witness Intimidation."

And it's a steinberg headless guitar.

I have no idea who any of these people are, but gee, they'll let ANYONE play guitar nowadays.

He's got tapeworms.

Looks like Sir Anthony Hopkins has decided to go full De Niro.

The Trumpest

The Comey-dy of Errors

It did exists, but he switched from mostly selling and leasing real estate to mostly selling and leasing his "brand" to any idiotic investor willing to put his name on anything. He doesn't technically own most of the buildings, hotels, fake universities and shitty products that have his name on it.

My point exactly. The Trump "brand" didn't exist before The Apprentice. Until that point, he was just a fading NY real estate blowhard. He changed his whole business plan because of this show.

I'm afraid this is hardly the best example of how much power Reality TV executives really have.

You need to Tone(it)down, Abbey.

The one who isn't dead?

Maybe, but he will never be able to revive his glory days as a Formula One driver.

Hi, it's nice to meet you, I'm Julia Guglia.

Would a SZA/RZA collaboration be considered "unexpected"?

The viking midget was one badass mother effer. I always picked him.

Try living in Houston, where most indie bands give us the finger by only playing shows in Austin.

See? You are just the typical libtard babby killer!

Of course we should fear the future. As it stands, we are facing the very real prospect that our grandchildren will live in a very hot, and largely inhabitable planet.