You libtards are just stupid. Everyone knows Trump is Skroob's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate

OK, fine: "beloved cult classic."

Imagine the kind of ignorant, humorless asshole you've got to be to not get a joke from a almost universally-loved movie.

Fox News: The News You Wanna Hear, Delivered By Assholes You Can Relate To

Fox News: Most Watched. Most Thrusted.

I fully trust right-wingers with guns, because those Obama and Hillary targets at your local gun range aren't gonna shoot themselves, you know.

*sighs*

Holiday Kill Express

My hate level isn't there, I'm afraid. I would rather see them voted out of Congress, defeated in a humiliating fashion.

It's a miracle those snowflakes were able to survive a sweaty baseball practice during the early morning heat.

I'm hardly LOLing, because I know too well it will only be used to promote even more "guns everywhere!" legislation, and it will unequivocally be blamed on "violent Liberals!"

They already have: Obama's "Deep State" is responsible for creating a violent environment for Republicans.

What's the deal with all these Transformer movies?!

"there’s no telling just how the ’80s will factor into Bumblebee’s solo pic."

I think she's trying to say coal isn't making a comeback.

"Short-Fingered Vulgarian" will only be topped by "Disgraced Former President Donald Trump."

Shut up, you [BEEP!].

"Seriously, who the fuck actually buys this ugly Trump shit?"

What part of "unbreakable" don't you understand?

Those dilated pupils are utterly terrifying.