NBC created the "successful tough businessman" bullshit persona so many hillbillies fell for. Before then, he was mostly perceived as a fading East Coast "limousine liberal."

Never, ever forget: NBC is the network that gave us President Trump.

You actually stopped at some point?

Location, location, location!

"But autistic people are hilarious! Haven't you seen Rain Man?! Only a humorless PC libtard would find it offensive!"

"This is pretty stupid, because we spent a ton of hours trying to get this to work…"

"Stars"?

Especially if you use canned, rubber-like olives.

"Sam Panopoulos, a Greek-Canadian restauranteur who spurred a worldwide phenomenon by deciding to add pineapples to pizza.."

His other children are adults who have clearly made a choice.

Exactly. Unlike Melania, Barron didn't have a choice.

I'm guessing Donald chopped her credit cards.

[quickly deletes "I'll be in my bunk" comment]

Funny you say that, cause that's more or less how Conservatives feel about Obamacare.

Beck's even better than the real thing.

It's because most of them have zero artistic ability, and/or aren't educated enough to appreciate art.

George Soros strikes again!

"No thanks, I've shoveled enough shit in my life."

Sentient cirrhosis.

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