"The first Boo! brought in $75 million off a minuscule $20 million budget"

That sounds a lot like John Woo's Face/Off.

Maybe if we turn in Piers Morgan to ISIS, they will fuck off for a while.

"These things are pretty damn funny, I think. I send this to people who really wouldn’t expect it from me, and it’s fun to watch their reactions."

Pictured: an expensive Samuel Adams commercial.

Unlike The Academy, Cannes did not screw the pooch this year.

Hugh Grant insulting Piers Morgan is a classic example of "Pot, meet Kettle."

"I sat there dumbfounded. ‘Who is this self-inflated individual? Is he sane or what?’"

More like Soviet CUCKistan, amirite?!

Spoiler: he will not face any punishment, because he's a white Republican billionaire in Congress.

The whole Republican mantra has long been reduced to "TAKE THAT LIBTARDS!"

Not before marriage.

I know early voting played a big role in this election, but regardless, his victory sends a clear message that is OK to beat up "liberal" journalists, or anyone they consider their "enemies."

Sean Hannity should step down to spend more time with his conspiracy theories.

And that chin. He's like a wignut Jay Leno.

“Like the rest of the country, Sean Hannity is taking a vacation for Memorial Day weekend and will be back on Tuesday. Those who suggest otherwise are going to look foolish.”

That explains the round baby head.

Her music could best be described as "Sentient Instagram."

And Porky's!

Pictured: Lana Del Ray auditioning for the role of Rogue in the upcoming X-Men reboot.