He chose…poorly.

And Hannitys own kids.

It's deliciously ironic that the very same network that enabled a Trump presidency doesn't get to savour the moment, isn't it?

Hard to tell, because he truly is one stupid ass motherfucker. He probably meant "Irreplaceable."

I wish Hannity's dad would have pulled out.

House of Turds

13 Reasons Why I'm Constipated

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He'll be Underground.

I'm not a fan, but that's besides the point. I'm sure she's honestly gutted, and will need time and plenty of therapy to recover from this. She (or her management, mostly likely) made the right call.

Weird. Normally, you have to scroll waaaaaaay down to find the decent messages.

Nicki's generosity moved her…into a bigger house!

True, not all religious leaders are shameless grifters.

"The money I've sent to this village in India for the last couple years [via my Pastor Lydia Sloley]…"

2P Gun
Topper Gun, starring Topher Grace as Goose's son
Top Gun 2: We're Gonna Need More Toppings

TP GN: PWR BTTM

I'm afraid the Internet cannot be won, only lost.

More like flUbber, amirite?!

Über: Arbeit Macht Frei

Git a lookie on mah scrimp heuh! Might as give ya the best scrimp this side of Louisiana and now down tuh where we all got up in our scrimp, and it ain't worth a slimy noob it ain't sold on. There, now lookit all the url on mah scrimp!