It’s rather sad how long it took me to clue into the fact this was a joke post. People just ARE that crazy these days.

Saw this in the Yahoo comments yesterday: “It’s clearly a conspiracy because the AC was working when we arrived but ‘broke’ during the movie.”

“No, Dale, Beorgill Sorogates isn’t trying to infect you through your movie ticket, you just don’t know what barcodes are.”

There’s always at least one ding-dong who’ll manage to find 3 sequential 6s on their movie ticket or receipt for Raisinets and start screeching about it on Facebook.

This quack’s literary agent working overtime.

Rightoids pretending liberals (or anyone) give a single shit about this turkey

This movie is “succeeding” the same way that L Ron Hubbard books sells.

lol it’s not a success, the numbers are wayyyyyy juiced up by the “pay it forward” bullshit they’re begging folks to do at the end. tons of reports of nearly empty theaters, but y’all hate to see anything that contradicts your insane worldview

Conservatives believing literally any stupid shit.

Doesn’t this also disregard the fact that said group is much more willing to go for help for these issues? As a Gen Xer who refuses said help himself, it’s pretty clear they are MUCH better at getting help.

They’re legitimately some of the dumbest, weakest motherfuckers in existence.

I love when a weird religious/right wing conservative movie comes out every few years and the cave gremlins emerge from their qanon caves go to the movies and then complain about stuff that normal people have been experiencing for years like it's a massive conspiracy against them.

Of course AMC wouldn’t care about losing out on some money because they’re getting funded by George Soros selling cocaine to the White House (that’s right...WHITE...they put that clue right out in front of us, that’s how evil they are). Plus obviously AMC is in on it, because those with wisdom will realize that AMC…

I’m sorry, but no credentials can make me read past either an interpretation of a text or a direct description of a text positing logic and emotions as a binary, and worse, logic as the “clearly” preferable of the two for those whothink “correctly”. That fucking shit was debunked as toxic machismo in the 60s, and…

Jonathan Haidt? The guy who quit academia because he didn’t want to write a statement supporting anti-racism?

But reactionary wrote book that other reactionaries raved about! That’s science!

It’s as if growing up and navigating adulthood during serious social and economic hardship due to late state capitalism and the military industrial complex has an impact on mental health. 

Yes, on the internet, typing in all caps is considered to be yelling.

That’s exactly what an appeal to authority is.

“Moron.”