:D :D :D

“We’re done here.” No, we’re not, Van Cretin— no, we’re not.😈:D :D :D Good luck figuring out what website you’re on— and how it works! :D :D :D And, no, you’re not gonna be able to reach through your cracked screen and grab me— though I’m sure you will try! :D :D :D

“You are simple biased...” Do you mean “simply,” Prof. Coherence? :D :D :D

“Yell at you. Ok. I’m sorry I capitalized words...
I’m not making any argument, other than the book is good. I’m explaining his own fucking arguments, in the fields of his expertise. My bad...
And I do apologize...”

Promises, promises, outpatient reject. :D :D :D

“What are you waiting for?” Either your meds or your tacos to kick in on you.💊:D :D :D

“... you fucking maniac... Do you fucking see them, psycho?... Do it. I defy you...
NOW DEBUNK THE VIDEO OR FUCK OFF

“Are you done with your spasm?...
NOW DEBUNK THE VIDEO OR FUCK OFF
DO IT
NOW”.

You: “You have a brain tumor.”

“Have a great day yourself, oh brother who doesn’t understand metaphors, insists that his opinions on a book about emotional habits also applies...” I’m sorry; are you trying to say “apply” (the verb form that would actually agree with the plural noun “opinions”), Prof. Coherence? :D :D :D We certainly wouldn’t wanna…

“I made assumptions based on your own words, freindo.”

“Millennials are emotional basket cases... Sorry you guys are screwed... Just kidding, you don’t have shit... You are the meathead, my friend... What the fuck are you talking about?”

Oh, yeah— we don’t want to miss out on this brain trust. :D :D

[Emphasis added]: “... my incoherent friend... we both know that Peter only got in trouble for making the peer review process look like imbeciles.”

“Am I supposed to be able to decipher your message?” Not at all, YouTube addict, not at all— nobody’s accusing you of actually being literate! :D :D :D

Me yesterday: “Oh, and in case it even needs to be said (‘interactions’ boy :D), try to sound like even more of a FAG.🌈😜:D :D :D”

:D :D That one’s just getting more and more convincing by the second, Rain Man!! :D :D :D

Follow-up (‘cause I just gotta :D): so, do you personally own a copy— of either How to Have Impossible Conversations or A Manual for Creating Atheists?

:D :D :D Triggered much, keyboard warrior? :D :D :D Ewww— you frighten me to death. :D :D :D