There aren’t enough mathematical equations to describe how much better FKA twigs can do than that grimy fuck (or— any other Hollywood hack).

“It’s just silly and dumb, and it’s remarkable how often SNL hasn’t been able to even pull off ‘silly and dumb’ in their last four years of [sic] politcal sketches.”

“Fun” fact: Victoria Jackson is Melissa Carone.

Can you imagine her not having a record...?

Come now.

If only being a name-calling Twitter troll were completely disqualifying... 

I have a theory for why you referred to Doja Cat as a [throws up a little in mouth] “beloved artist” and even mentioned her in the same sentence with [chokes it on down] Fiona Apple and HAIM. I just don’t think you’re gonna like it.

This Bitch needs to realize what just happened to Sidney Powell.

Considering how he’s dead— I’m guessing not.

I mean, look long at that mugshot (if you dare).

“You could miss those movies and still feel like you were meaningfully interacting with the world. But a new Star Wars? You had to see that.”

Travis’ little brother.

Real question: how tough could it be to figure out the ideological leaning of an organization named Exodus Cry?

“Remember when I was here four years ago, remember how bad that felt? Remember that half the country right now still feels that way.”

“The sentiment is not facile, even if the cynical and election-battered, Trump- and GOP-abused among us automatically try to spin it into something greeting-card simple and rosy.” Here’s the thing: when he goes into lengthy-serious-monologue mode, Dave Chappelle actually is that greeting-card simple and rosy. He just…

The rite-of-passage thing is a good point. It undoubtedly says something about America/American cinema that the only other place where the young male rite of passage is so important is-- teen and collegiate sex comedies.

“It was Francois Truffaut who said that it’s not possible to make an anti-war movie, because all war movies, with their energy and sense of adventure, end up making combat look like fun. If Truffaut had lived to see Platoon, the best film of 1986, he might have wanted to modify his opinion. Here is a movie that…

This site’s anti-Cohen sentiments are not half as troubling as its Taylor Swift-bashing— or anywhere near as disturbing as its eternal Kardashian-stanning.

“Guilliani,” huh, wordsmith? :D :D

I’m reminded of Borat’s Sacha Baron Cohen’s successful infiltration (twice over) of a racist rally. He gets up on stage, plays “satirically offensive” songs....and then the racist assholes prove they’re racist assholes both verbally and physically.